There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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