When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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