We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
where am i from again
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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