that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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