I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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