i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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