well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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