everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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