I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He kissed a someone with a penis
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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