question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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