To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm passing your future prison.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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