My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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