So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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