marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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