I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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