party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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