That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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