That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
where are my eyebrows?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
