I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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