Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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