He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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