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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe

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  Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted

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• (650): View more from California

  My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.

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• (707): View more from California

  She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...

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