Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
