I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's blow job season.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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