I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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