the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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