the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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