Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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