: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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