does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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