i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
