guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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