....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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