Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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