Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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