walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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