why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Someone came in the potted fern
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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