I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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