so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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