It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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