If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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