Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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