i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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