we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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