please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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