Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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