Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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