Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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