Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Your cock deserves a montage
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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