Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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