In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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