I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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