So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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