Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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